Hello, my name is Greg. That’s what my mom, friends and family call me, despite my unrelenting efforts for them to address me as the “Mercenary of the Apocalypse.” I’m a writer, with a laptop that rivals the aim and stealth of Seal Team 6, alongside a pretty kick-ass boyfriend, proud University of Utah graduate, sports connoisseur, bar tender, gym rat, fashion/sneakerhead and pop-culture junkie. I make the best Bloody Marys and buffalo burgers your taste buds will ever have the pleasure of savoring. I have concocted an algorithm that scientifically proves that Led Zeppelin is the greatest musical ensemble of all time. Jack Nicholson is my hero (I forgive him for being a Lakers fan). Despite what I accomplish throughout my life, being voted “most opinionated” my senior year of high school will always rank as number one. I will obliterate you in a game of Scrabble. My ultimate plan is take over the world, one piece of hot copywriting sorcery at a time.